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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Quotes Soap: You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not! You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling over one hundred pound? What d'you do when you're not buying stereos Nick? The entire British Empire was built on cups of tea.

And if you think I'm going to war without one, you're mistaken. Guns for show, knives for a pro. If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it. You know what I mean, Nick? Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite.

Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you.

Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else.

Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Did you say ten pound?

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Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? Treat somebody else's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck.

Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the bloody locks. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out.

If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages. Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with.

And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you owe. It's a deal, it's a steal. It's the sale of the fucking century. In fact, fucking, Nick, I think I'll keep it. If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya.

If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya.

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If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now, do you understand everything I've just said?

What I do know is there's no more Harry. Which means there's no more debt. What do you mean armed? Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia. They fucking shot me! Well, fucking shoot 'em back! If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it. All Eyez on Me. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales.

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